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JBN E.I.E.I.O. Sees Cannibal Lecture
from Karl's Cubical
 Rich
Bossmund, Extra Intelligence Editorial Information Officer (E.I.E.I.O.)
for Junk Bros. News, recently attended a seminar on what he thought was
"use of cannabis such as ganja, hashish, or marijuana in the workplace,"
because as he thought, he might need to hire someone with these names in
the future, so as not to be ticketed like an equal opportunity offender.
Imagine his surprise when he learned that it was to be a meeting with a
"Cannibal Lecture." He had seen that movie, "The Silence of the Lambs,"
and wasn't exactly feeling up to having his brains picked from the likes
of Anthony Hopkins. He might have a bone to pick, or something. All of
that: "this is your brain; this is your brain on sauce" business,
was making Bossmund feel quite queasy.
According to Bossmund, "That certain uneasy queasiness can sometimes
occur from middle-ear problems with the smallest bones in the human
body: the hiccup, the stir-up, and the chervil." So he made a note to
schedule an appointment with a chiropractor.
"Don't ever attend a cannibal lecture; you'll get your ear talked off
for sure," reported Bossmund at the weekly JBN Thursday research therapy
staff meeting. Then he left the meeting to work on his idea for a new
reality, unscripted drama, TV game show, to be entitled: "What's Your
Waste Line?"
That got most of the Street Reporters left at the meeting, thinking
that:
We might want to add a smoking-section for our news readers, since we
don't serve that much food.
Why does that pizza delivery guy dress so weird?
Does Jose Jose = Jo Jo? Or is it pronounced Ho Ho?…
Why are so many things in the human body named like how they taste to
cannibals:
Cauliflower Ear
Sweet Heart
Sour Puss
Water on the knee
Pigeon toes
Sugar Tooth
Butter Fingers
Lard Ass
Hair Lip
Pink Eye
Bird Legs
Beer Belly
Mole
Crows Feet
Toe Jam
Corns
Athlete's Foot
Sharp Tongue
Kidney Pie
Goose Neck
Arm Pits
Heiney Ken
Rib Roast
Pea Brain
Breast Milk
Nails
Waste
Sugar Cheeks
Temple
Watery Mouth
Foul Mouth
Pea Pee
Then we ate our Phat Ho's Korean Pizza and headed back to the streets.
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