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Isolated case of Syphilis turns cancerous

After computer technicians diagnosed this mouse with a swollen testicle it was determined to have the communicable disease Syphilis. The fear is that the mouse contracted the disease via a computer virus. This disease does not discriminate between Logitech or Microsoft types of mouse. If an infected mouse goes untreated it will not act properly, plus eventually the testicle will swell up so big it will be unable to surf the web or even do a simple word processing task. Check your Mouse’s daily for any changes. Self examination and early detection could help save your mouse’s ball.