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Man Show Host caught watching Nickelodeon

Comics Central, New York.  In a surprise confession, Jimmy Kimmel admitted to watching the Children’s Network Giant {Nickelodeon} during the daytime hours.  Sources say that this is where he gets a lot of material for the “Man Show”.  “I get some of my best bits from Sponge Bob, Rugrats, & Cat Dog,” Kimmel replied.  “Our show is just a total remake of theirs’ except for the Girls on Trampolines.”   He also added, “Since I don’t have a real job, I can watch these shows, steal their skits, and Adam Whatshisname thinks I’m a fucking genius!”  However he does admit that he has yet to find anything worth stealing from Doug or Hey Arnold and said that Nick at Nite was a little over his comprehension level.This whole chain of events happened when an unidentified “Juggie” found Kimmel on the couch with a stenographer, yes, the actual notepad, copying material.  Ben Stein, Kimmel’s long time friend has been selected to defend him from copyright charges filed against them by Nickelodeon.

 

 

 

 



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