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Golden Gym says... New Trainer is Not Working Out.

 Steven Hawkin

Guy Little, standing 5' 7" and weighing in at 118lbs, is not the average personal trainer you'd expect to see at Golden Gym.

When this reporter met up with him he was standing outside smoking. " They won't let me smoke inside, " says Guy, " so I brought this chair out here to sit on."

The other staff members are beginning to complain that Guy is not working out.

 "Everyone wants Guy as their trainer so they can sit around and drink latte' and smoke " said Ivan Munchenhauser , body builder and head trainer. "

He's never going to work out.