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The GAY RIGHTS News

"The Up and Coming Newsletter for the GAY Community"

GAY RIGHTS activists con­ference in Denver, Co. and the fine achievements you and your group were able to reach, we presented you and your colleagues with a complimentary 2 year subscription. We have enjoyed many event filled years together but, alas, it is time to once again Renew YOUR Subscription. In the past several years you and many other long term sub­scribers have seen us grow from a local paper to a nationally recognized newsletter, informing the GAY Communities all across the coun­try of the milestones we have been able to achieve.  We've reported on the many facets of the GAY Community.  Product advancements, such as the recent introduction by the KY Corporation of their Turbo Jelly now impregnated with Teflon(C)... for a smoother ride. And when Johnson & Johnson introduced their Band‑Aid Brand Medicated Suppositories (for those things that go bump in the night), we were there to test them out and show you the results. And what results they were!  You responded with resounding appreciation... and we answered your product information requests with FREE SAMPLES.  These are just of few of the enjoyments you have seen as a past subscriber of The GAY RIGHTS NEWS.  "But what about future issues?" you ask. Just look at some of  the articles to appear in up coming editions: News columnist Willie Reamus will be reporting on the concerns of you, our valued subscribers on matters of personal hygiene and proper etiquette for entertaining over-night guests. The descriptive works of photojournalist Harold J. (Harry) Peters and his amazing Long-Lens photography. Last year Harry's works achieved him the coveted "Bulls Eye Award" for his pictorial on the latest in GAY accommodations in the San Francisco area. Special product reviews like Burlington Mills' new No-Burn pillow and kneepad covers that prevent carpet burns on even the toughest natural and synthetic carpet fibers... a must for every party! Its features like these along with our semi‑annual "get‑togethers" that make subscribing to The GAY RIGHT NEWS such a rewarding and `full‑filling' experience. DON'T DELAY! Fill out your renewal form (found on page 69 of each issue) and send it in. Postage is free and you won't miss a single juicy issue.

U. Ben Dover

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