JBN Animal Crulety

Animal Crulety

Semihole Fl. Mary Nagsalot, animal rights activist, was shocked when she read the school newsletter her child brought home Tuesday afternoon. “CHICKEN FINGERS” Mary exclaimed, “My child isn’t eating chicken fingers.” As part of the deficit reduction program public schools included chicken parts and other animal by products in the lunch menu. “Shouldn’t they be called chicken toes” Mary asked. “That’s so cruel to those poor chickens. My child will pack her lunch the day whacked off chicken’s toes are served. She could choke. I’ll make her a nice dolphin safe tuna fish sandwich. Unknown to Mary, her daughter Nancy traded half her tuna fish sandwich for one chicken finger. “It was yummy! It tastes like chicken!” Nancy confessed. “It got stuck in my throat and I started choking. My teacher Mr. Molester gave me the Lip Lock maneuver. We promised to keep it a secret from mommy!