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NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS PUT ON HOLD

If you've been struggling to keep those New Year's Resolutions you made 5 1/2 months ago (or for a month or so if you're Chinese) then we have some good news for you.

It has been announced that Starting this Memorial Day Weekend all those “hard to keep” New Year Resolutions will be Put on Hold for Summer Vacation. This should give everyone a break throughout the summer.

 This temporary hold only applies to resolutions you haven’t already broken and is not meant for small children.


NOTE: Strict adherence to all previously unbroken resolutions will begin the first week after labor day. " Please Indulge ! "




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