THE WORSE TEST SCORE IN THE WORLD

The Worst Test Score In The World

By Donovan (Our youngest writer) One day a group of people were to take a really hard test. One kid, named Matt, had black hair and there were two blonde girls also taking the test. They take the test and the blondes get a score of MINUS One Million! The boy gets a perfect score. So the teacher says to the girls, "dye your hair black." The teacher tells the boy, "dye your hair blonde." The teacher thought that if Matt died his hair blonde he would get stupid and the girls would get smarter. The next day they have to take another test, but instead of the girls getting smarter, they didn’t change. However, the boy got so stupid he got a score of "You owe me a hundred dollars" because you got the worse score in the world and you wasted four hundred pages of paper. The next day Matt was still stupid. The teacher saw Matt get hit by a parked car. When she gave him a nice hug he said "Ouch!, that hurts". So later that day during school she cut his hair off. It didn't seem to make him any smarter. He told all his friends his hair grew off. The teacher concluded that "Blondes are naturally stupid even if they're not a natural blonde.