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PILL BOTTLES and CAPS Now Made From Same Stuff.

 Steven Hawkin

When the orange bottle formula was mistakenly placed in the cap making machine the results were startling.

"Ever since I can recall we always used the white stuff for caps and the orange stuff for the bottles", explained Andy Cap, Child Proof Tester for the Cap and Bottle Works.

"Until that day I wasn't paying much attention and put the wrong mix in the cap machine. At first My supervisor was pissed at my mistake but It ended up saving the company big time.

Hell, I got this nice testing job because of it. Personally I don't know why they made the caps out of the white stuff in the first place."

Even the consumer benefits from the new design. Senior citizens can look into the bottle with out wasting time and energy to actually open the bottle and see if any pills are in there.

 Although Cap and Bottle Works saved millions on the manufacturing process, the cost to consumers has increased .85cents per bottle. “Hey, what’s the difference between $21.00 and $21.85 per bottle for one week's medication.”