Teco has kept its main energy source silent for years, but lately 'people' are making a big stink about the years of silence and have started a gas blockade. This in turn could be deadly for the  power company's soiled image. "Personally, " says Aria Cheeks, " I think it's just a lot of hot air coming from those stuffy  farts. They're so full of shit. I wish they would remain silent and not try to make a stink. We've supplied people with   energy  over the years and now the people think they should be heard. Them stinking bastards , always tiring to cut the cheese into smaller pieces." The peoples gas blockage movement went to pot when the main gas blockers were flushed out by the company's  head official , C.E.O. Mr. Thomas Crapper.

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