JBN Loaner Clones

ABC Discount Loaner Clones*
When it doesn't really need to be you.

Warm Bodies available for Clone Substitutes. Borrow a Loaner Clone Today! Approximately 80% Cheaper than a real clone. Keep those appointments you can't make*. 100's of uses... alibis, go to meetings when you want to play golf. Send them to the gym when your not in the mood. Let them diet and workout for you , when you want to look trim. Send them on a blind date. A loaner clone can substitute for you when you need surgery, take the rap a court, or wait in line for you at the bank. All while you golf, stay home, and live the life of leisure...

*Not an exact Clone... Close, but who smokes cigars any way?
*Recommended for appointments when it doesn't really need to be you.
*No Clown Clones Available at this time
*Warning: Never leave a clone alone. (Not intended for the opposite sex.)

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