Software Developers Negotiate with Exterminators

SILICON VALLEY, CALIFO. MacroSlick Software Co., A leader in  computer software, wants to strike a deal with Truly Nolan pest exterminators. Ed T. Mologist, company spokesman,  first thought MacroSlick wanted our company's services to debugged their headquarters of pest." I was shocked when they asked us to supply them with Bugs". It's not a well known fact, but software developers actually put the bugs in software on purpose. Without the bugs there would be no revisions or no need for beta testing. It actually keeps the company in business. Currently , with all the bugs in software, programmers are running short on bugs. "There's only a few bins of bugs left and then will be bugged out." said Rex A. Decimal. "We might have to shut operations down indefinitely. We're certainly not going to release a bug free product"

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