Announcing "Sex In Education For Dummies".

From Karl's Cubicle

Finally a comprehensive guide is available for today's exciting world of sex with teachers in the classroom, in the gym, in the school parking lot, or anywhere!

"Sex In Education For Dummies," also does a great job of explaining to parents the subject of water cooler whispers and adolescent jokes in the vein of: "How come I never had teachers like that?"

Now you don't have to put your kid through the trauma of seeing his classmates excel while he gets left by the locker.

Take for example what a random group of strangers had to say:
Jim: I was traumatized when I was 14 by my science teacher, Mrs. Phillips. I tried everything I could think of, but she just wouldn't seduce me.

(Sad isn't it?)

Jamie: If the boy wasn't doing this with her, he'd be doing it alone. I think it's much better with skilled adult supervision.

There truly is no substitute for experience.

Charol Shakeshaft, a professor of educational policies at Hofstra University in Huntington, N.Y., concluded that between 1991 and 2000, about 315,000 students per year experienced some sort of sex with teachers.

Only about 6 percent ever step forward to brag, so the numbers must be far higher across the whole United States.

Not only in the U.S., but students all over the world are taking up their teachers to personally learn the difference between "lay" and "laid."

This probably happens all the time. What male teenager would be complaining if he was getting some extra tutoring, especially if she was a hottie?

Attractive teachers, however, are constantly propositioned and sexually harassed by pupils.

Competition to be teacher's pet is stiffer than ever before.

But now "Sex In Education For Dummies," is available so even your kid can successfully take advantage of the teacher's positions.

 

This new book enabled Vaden a sexual relationship by boosting him up a grade in school and gaining him clothes, jewelry and a car!

"She was like, if I have sex with her, I'll give you a car," Vaden said. "I thought it was a good deal. What would you think about that?"

"Thanks to 'Sex In Education For Dummies,' I was able to get on top a great deal!"

"Sex In Education For Dummies," is a must-read for your school-aged youngster. It is perhaps the only book available that will prepare the student for whatever comes. It is essential, in case your son is getting a little behind in class.
 

Karl writes from his cubicle where there is never time for extracurricular activities.

 

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