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IONIC TOILET TISSUE


Dingle Berry Brand IONIC TOILET TISSUE #2 Bio-Grade

FLORIDA -  Test results show IONIC Toilet Tissue wipes up 30% more impurities from your derriere compared to traditional toilet paper.

Positively charge on the front side and negatively charge on the rear side, Ionic Toilet Tissue wipes all kinds of crap. Musty dust bunnies, moles, pet dander, and more are quickly flushed from existence.

Beware of those imitation brands of ionic toilet tissue. They will overcharge your ass!

On your end, Only use Dingle Berry Brand  IONIC Toilet Tissue. 

Made from 100% Recycled Shredded Paper. Bi-Polar Charged!
Manufactured by BOSSCO.

 

 

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