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From Karl's Cubicle Golfing pro Greg
Norman who has just returned to S t. Andrews in the British Open
after having back surgery, says that now his game is just about
swinging his club. "It's not only how you do it, but where you do
it," says Norman, "and for that you want to be sure that you have a
quality place to go."
The Greg Norman Great White Shark branding is already synonymous
with quality mens clothing. Norman's company, Great White Shark
Enterprises, wants to take that reputation to the head. Therefore in
a bid to compete with the likes of Kohler, American Standard and
Crane, the Great White Shark logo will soon be appearing fine men's
rooms near you.
"I get completely flushed after thinking about it," Norman
elaborates, "and as soon as I break in my new back, I'll be aiming
for holes."
Although the company did not release a prototype urinal photo, it
is widely rumored that a great white shark will be featured
prominently above eighteen holes, and that it would be possible for
both gents and lads to get a handle on it after teeing, and even
somebody who shoots a handicapped
Our blind graphic artist has produced a rendition of what
Norman's Great White Shark Tanks may resemble.

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