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The Great White Shark is Getting into Urinals

From Karl's Cubicle

Golfing pro Greg Norman who has just returned to St. Andrews in the British Open after having back surgery, says that now his game is just about swinging his club. "It's not only how you do it, but where you do it," says Norman, "and for that you want to be sure that you have a quality place to go."

The Greg Norman Great White Shark branding is already synonymous with quality mens clothing. Norman's company, Great White Shark Enterprises, wants to take that reputation to the head. Therefore in a bid to compete with the likes of Kohler, American Standard and Crane, the Great White Shark logo will soon be appearing fine men's rooms near you.

"I get completely flushed after thinking about it," Norman elaborates, "and as soon as I break in my new back, I'll be aiming for holes."

Although the company did not release a prototype urinal photo, it is widely rumored that a great white shark will be featured prominently above eighteen holes, and that it would be possible for both gents and lads to get a handle on it after teeing, and even somebody who shoots a handicapped

Our blind graphic artist has produced a rendition of what Norman's Great White Shark Tanks may resemble.


 

Karl writes from his cubicle whenever he's not treading water outback in the perma-flush.

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