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By Frenchy Frye
 McDonalds and Exxon have merged on the business route. The merger
is expexted to be very good for Wall street too. At Mexxon, you can
now get McPremium, McPlus and McRegular happy meals.
 But some fast food afficionados are decrying the merger as being
unhealthy. A spokesperson for Mexxon stated that the new chain had
decided not to offer the McBeanie Burger as the P.E.T.A.
organization was campaigning for, because "the beans may be too hard
to chase through the drive-thru." McBeanie is out, but McPig is in:
 "Mexxon will continue to offer Canadienne bacon, but prices may
fluctuate due to the price of crude."
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