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Java Bean Kurd Hits Iraq

By K'mal Har

MENLO PARK, SULAIMANYA - The beleaguered people of Kurdistan erupted in a vigorous celebration or fire dancing when it was announced that Sun Microsystems would soon be downloading Java Beans Kurd.

J2EE programmers online everywhere are puzzled, but it appears that Sun's, James Gosling, locked his secret "Green Team" away, again in an anonymous office on Sand Hill Road in Menlo Park until the work for the Beans Kurd was finished.

The details are still wafting in, but it was reported on the Kurdistan Satellite Channel that "western corporate enterprises have finally recognized that the stateless Kurdish people comprise a stateful entity, and are sending the world a message that Kurds are also human beans, whose image should be of a client state, important to the security of Iraq. Ok, Kurds have not yet Harry Potter in Kurdish but now they have JavaBeans!"

While young Kurdish nerds hope that JAVABeans-Kurd will bring them many new game codes for Playstation 2 cheats and Xbox cheats in Grand Theft Auto and other games, older Kurdish citizens are hopeful for the prospect of economic aid.

Mugdat Avci, who works as a rower on Van lake said, "I am so tired of hummus, that I could shake two sticks at Two Sheiks! I was hoping for black eyed peas, but as you say, 'bean curd is bean curd!'"