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By Steve OTR
Rich Bossmund, Junk Bros. News founder, is starting a fund raising
drive to send Kangaroos to Austria.
"When I heard that there were no kangaroos to be found in Austria, I
just couldn't believe it," explained Bossmund. "I didn't even know
that kangaroos were endangered. Something has to be done. That is
why I'm asking the caring people to send me a twenty or hundred
dollar bill, so that we can use the remaining kangaroos from zoos to
bring the pocketed thumpers outback into the wilds of the Austrian
continent."
Bossmund explained that he knew how daunting a task that this may
prove to be, but he believes that it can accomplished quicker if we
supplement the male zoo kangaroos' diet with viagra or cialis.
"We'll have those horney roos jumping and humping in no time," said
Bossmund.
Reporter's note: I believe that I once served under a captain
Kangaroo at sometime during my 22 years in the Navy. I'm retired
now. You can thank me later!
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