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A recent survey conducted by American Online confirmed Junk
Brothers News employees are well above the average compared to
normal employees.
 While an average employee wastes about 2 hours a day at work, employees of JB News wasted at
least 6.5 hours a day.
Wasted time did not include the standard lunch hour and two 15
minute smoke breaks which all JB News employees regularly take.
Employees generally wasted time when either there wasn't any news to
report...or they believe they are underpaid to make up new news.
Generally most JB News employees actually make up the news on their
off time, except for those employees who actually have real jobs and
make up the news on someone else's time.
 "There is such a thing as creative waste," said Rich Bossmund
(the Boss at JB News). "Not all wasted time is bad. Besides, how
else could we come up with such worthless fodder to publish!"
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