Worlds Largest Truffle Blocks Hooter's Bikini Contest Review.

The world's most expensive Truffle, a warty fungus that is one of the most costly foods in the world, fell off a truck that was transporting it to Wal-mart and consequently block the path of Steve, a JunkBrosNews.com's traveling reporter.

Fungus Fanciers have historically paid a premium price for these ugly tubers but Steve would have paid dearly just to have the truffle removed from the highway.

Despite the large truffle's estimated value nearly $10,000,000.00 (Canadian), Steve deemed the tuber absolutely worthless, as it was blocking his path to work. "I not a very fungi type of person right now", said Steve expressing his utter exasperation.

"My assignment today," said Steve on the road, "covering the local hooter's bikini contest and charity wing off."

On the adjacent side of the truffle, kitchen personnel from local swanky restaurants, including Hooters, emerged on-scene to slice off their share of the Beastie Tuber.

Eventually Steve arrived at Hooter's, but as usual, he was late and missed the bikini contest. However, he truly enjoyed the Buffalo Truffle Wings. Everyone always enjoys a Fungi. It's Tubular man, can you dig it?
 

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