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Mrs. Jumai Afsatu Abacha
Widow of the late Nigerian Dictator: Sanni Abacha

Hey Guys… just want to give you a “heads up” so you’ll know what is going on. I may be retiring sooner than expected since some more luck has headed my way. Just like a pot of gold in my back yard. Yep, listen to this… I just received an email from this guy, and apparently I am going to split over 9 million dollars with him in this deal. He is doing all the work and I collect all the money. I sent him my bank information and he is going to deposit the whole 9 million in my account. Well, he don’t know me that well and I really don’t plan on giving him his half… this is going to be a great scam. What a dumb ass, he will find out he need more information before depositing that kind of cash in someone’s account. He must have heard of me from our mass emailing service. Anyway, he don’t have all the details yet, I’ll keep him posted alright!


Leroy Abacha, my son of the late president of the Nigerian SPAM Luncheon Meat Empire, never thought he could earn $40,000 a week from home and pay off his mortgage and automobile loans overnight. But as he watched his penis size double and his breast size triple while losing 60 pounds in a week on a diet of bacon fat and Budweiser, and while still he be developing a rock solid abdomen and a body builder's frame, he had time to think about his investments in a sure fire, here-to-fore unknown Internet/oil/biotech company trading on the Nigerian Stock Exchange. The extra money allowed him to earn three college degrees beside his hot and horny 18 year old classmates, Jenny and Heather as girlfriends - not to mention the thousands of attractive singles who are already looking for him and all at 0.0% APR financing.

Sincerely,
Sanni Abacha

We owe it all to SPAM!

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