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Environmentalist and former
“No New Nukes” protesters are changing their minds and showing support for the new “Mo New Nukes” movement.

The U.S. Nuclear Construction Industry was presumed dead. It is anything but. If oil prices stay high, if people worry about carbon dioxide causing global warming, if the Middle East stays violent, nuclear power generation stands a good chance of making a huge comeback in this country.

 It's the New Clear choice for excessive energy consumers everywhere. Today the radioactive waste produced from nuclear power generation doesn't seem near as bad as the thought of not being able to drive your Hummer or SUV.

Speculation exists on whether the moon will become the next nuclear power radiation waste dump. However, the good news is maybe then the moon will really look like it's made of green cheese.

 

Aisha Tyler was unavailable for comment about either nuclear power generation or radioactive waste products.
Regardless, she is sometimes naked.

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