Missy Bossmund admits she was not pregnant with twins.
LONGWOODY, FLORIDA - A 59-year-old
party girl who claimed in a Junk Bros. News story last year that she
was pregnant with twins admitted today that she is not.
Missy Bossmund's claim gained
widespread attention after the rural woman told her story the same
week that a 56-year-old woman gave birth to twins in New York.
"To the surprise of even her
family, it was recently discovered that Bossmund is not pregnant
with twins," read a statement distributed today by her son, Soup.
"Due to some personal issues that
are still being evaluated, Ms. Bossmund believed that she was
pregnant with twins and was able to convince her family and friends
that she was expecting as well."
It was unclear from the statement
whether Missy Bossmund was pregnant at all. When asked, her son
said, "I don't know. I wonder why Victoria's Secret doesn't invent
Push-Up Panties... moves the fat out of your ass up so it can reach
your push-up bra and have something to work with."
Missy Bossmund did not answer the
door or phone at her rural home today. She has not responded to
questions from JBN for weeks.
Missy Bossmund originally claimed
to be carrying twins due on New Year's Day. As New Year's Day
approached and then the date passed, Soup said doctors had given his
mother a new due date of January 17. He had described his mother as
grouchy, tired and "in pain, having some small contractions."
Missy Bossmund said in December
that she had not been trying to get pregnant and even had her tubes
tied 33 years earlier.
"I guess she must have been
retaining booze," explained Soup.
