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By Steve On The Road Dear Mr. Bossmund,
 I won't be in the office on Monday, January 17th. After five on
Friday, I'll be hitchhiking on I-95 to Memphis, Tennessee. I've been
invited to participate in a civil rights re-enactment. I don't know
who I'll be playing, but they have a room reserved for me across the
street from the Lorraine Motel.
 By the way, I found this wonderful new shampoo product for you!
I'll be air-mailing it to you by carrier pigeon.
You should never be ashamed of unsightly nose-hair dandruff
again!
You can thank me later...Steve (OTR) |
