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Home Decorator Martha Stewart may have lost a Christmas
decorating contest held in the West Virginia Prison where she is
incarcerated, however Martha Stewart's team of prison homemakers retaliated
in the shower and greased the winning team good.
Martha
Stewart, head of a billion dollar home decorating empire, along with her
team of inmates made paper Mache shanks as weapons and used toilet
paper rope to hang the rival team from the ceiling.
The Martha Stewart team lost to a nativity scene with pictures of
snow colored hills, sleds, and clouds made by a rival group of
prisoners. However, the all male guards who were the judges are now
under investigation for allegedly receiving incentives from members of the winning team.
Each team was given twenty-five dollars of craft supplies for
their trimmings. The Martha Stewart team reportedly spent
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money on cheap wine and uncut polish kielbasa, then hurriedly
constructed paper cranes using the K-mart weekly flyer.
Martha Stewart is expected to be released from solitary confinement next
week. |
