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Hi-Ya Chase! This is Steve (On The Road). Remember how Mr. Bossmund
warned me not to be late with my reports? Well, I've got a scoop
that will squeeze his socks off! and it is a real whopper of a
story!
Paddy MeGoolies, Junk Brother's News' street correspondence in
Ireland, has sent me an explicit photo that reveals the tawdry world
of "old world" stylings. But never mind Paddy's personal collection
that is probably too explicit for our readers; he also sent me the
photo below.
It appears that
 ,
the clothier to Kings, has pumped-up their new Spring fashion
product-models with steroids.
That's right. You heard it here first from old Steve, Navy veteran
whaler, retired for 22 years.
 It's
been a long time since shirts made by IZOD® included the logo
and the phrase "By Appointment Only. Shirt maker to the King." on
the label. Nowadays, IZOD® has fallen out of fad, and you rarely see
the old gator from the eighties. You know what they say: "Out of
Sight, Out of Mind!"
But this Spring, IZOD® plans to push their Gator® recognition with a
campaign they're calling GATOR-AIDS®®.
Since they're now using steroids, expect to encounter larger gators
than ever before.
IZOD® promises that you won't be able to miss them.
Who says: "Size doesn't matter?"
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