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Rich Bossmund's New Deck

It took over 4 weeks to complete, but as the picture shows, all the deck planning and designing was well worth the wait.  You can see only quality craftsmanship was used to construct the deck. I can only imagine the amount my property value has increased now that I have a beautiful new deck. I know at first glance you will be very envious and you will feel my pride in it’s completion.

Enjoy,
Rich Bossmund
 

Comments:

Mr. Bossmund,
You should be ashamed of publicizing your deck. That amounts to downright bragging, and borders on harassment. Not everyone feels comfortable looking at another man's deck. We should all keep a heads-up and not have your deck exposed for a potential lawsuit. You do not even have a sign that says: "Slippery When Wet" Sure its all fun and games now, but wait until somebody puts an eye out. You could wind up losing your grill if someone else takes to pulling on your deck.
Sincerely, Steve OTR.
BTW, your deck seems to lean to the left on the right side.
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Comment from Rich Bossmund
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Dear Readers,
Well I don’t know what happened, but for some reason a lot of you have been laughing at my Deck. Most of you said my Deck was too small and wasn’t what they expected I would have. Well, first off it was cold that day and the camera angle just wasn’t very forgiving. Any way I assure you that my Deck is bigger than most that I have seen, not that I go around looking at other people’s Deck, just saying it as a figure of speech. I have decided to take another picture of my Deck so you can see more of it and I’m sure you will agree that my Deck isn’t that little. I sure from now on every one will remember me by my Big Deck.



Rich “Big Deck” Bossmund
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Bossmund,
Just how do we know that you didn’t blow up the picture! There is no perspective of deck to anything else! Not being a critic of decks but just being critical. Anyway, Bossmund, get it together.
Debbie

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Mr. Bossmund,
The problem is that you just don't have a full deck.
Allan

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Mr. Bossmund,
I think I see what the problem is. The pic needs to be turned 90 degrees. Once you do that your deck LQQKs HUGE. I showed my wife and now she wants me to have a Big Deck like yours. I get a lot of emails that say I can have a Big Deck, but I always thought they were spam. I think Thompson has 5 gallon cans of Deck Enhancers and new Deck Enlargers. It's worth a try!
Scott

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