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Report by Paddy MeGoolies
 Following
the daring December Northern bank raid, which saw thieves get away
with £26 million pounds after they held two bank employees and their
families hostage for over 12 hours and then took the employees to
the bank before opening, and forced them to open the vaults.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/4118673.stm
The Police Service of Northern Ireland
www.psni.police.uk
Chief
 Sir
Bobby Roberts held a news conference today revealing the fact that
they really haven’t a clue as to who carried out the Northern Bank
raid; not a notion; not even the foggiest idea, soooo eh… it must
have been the Irish Republican Army, they are the only people who
would have the knowledge and experience to pull off a raid like
this. Yeah it must have been them. Sir Bobby went on to say that as
all the money was Northern Ireland Sterling and as they had a record
of all the serial numbers the money is basically now waste paper and
completely useless to anyone.
 Gerry
Adams leader of the Sinn Fein Party,
www.sinnfein.ie the political
voice for the IRA (IRA Political Paper
www.anphoblacht.com) said
that the lads in the IRA had called him this morning after breakfast
and said ‘They denied any involvement in the Northern bank raid but
added that when they find the culprits they were going to knee cap
them for not okaying it with them before hand.'
The reverend Doctor Ian Paisley leader of Democratic Unionist Party
was on Ulster
television this morning; Barking his usual accusations and insults
to IRA/Sinn Fein and the rest of the Devils people who live in the
South of Ireland. After an hour he waffled on about the Peace
process being finished as IRA/Sinn Fein clearly may be on cease fire
but haven’t suspended criminal activities and therefore the DUP will
cut off all contact with IRA/Sinn Fein.
 Really
there could be so many plot endings to this Bank Raid as the truth
is no one knows who did it. Personally I think the Scoobie Doo
ending is the best… It’s Mr. Wallace the caretaker!!! ‘I would have
gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those darn kids!’
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