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Fire Department Extinguishes Flaming
Bag
 Chas
Laser, the JBN editor, has been constantly harassed since he was arrested
for
News Content and later
released on
bond. Today was no exception. After answering the door only to find
this flaming bag he quickly called 911. " I wasn’t taking any chances, who
knows what might be in that bag? It could be a bomb.” Laser said. Later it
was determined a disgruntled
Organic
Gardener, Chip Berner, had left the special delivery package. He was
inadvertently left off the mailing list. He was pissed that he wasn’t on
the shit
list!
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