Buzz Kill

Seed Pop Causes Buzz kill

MAD BEACH, FLORIDA - Area surfer and reported pot smoker Joe Hoover, jonesing from withdraw, anxiously sat by the phone and explained his lack of a buzz to a JUNK BROTHERS NEWS reporter.” Dude, I was chillin, token up the last bud of some killer dank when a seed exploded.” Said Hoover. In a hurry to get high Hoover had missed a seed which in turn exploded burning a hole in his Billa-Bong® T-shirt and causing him to lose his stash. “@#%$” Hoover said. A desperate Hoover made some calls. Most of his friends were out for the evening except his occasional friend Bob Badbud. “I’ll settle for some regs if Bob calls back” Hoover mumbled, as he lit his Bic, inhaled resin he had scraped from his pipe, and began coughing uncontrollably. Around 4:20 am, complaining of a headache, Hoover took three Tylenol and retired for the night in hopes of finding some reefer tomorrow.