Pink Floyd Flying

Pink Floyd - Learning to Fly

Hayseed, TN. Delbert “Pink” Floyd, shown here demonstrating one of his flying maneuvers, has always had lofty ambitions. From thoughts of crop dusting to aerial espionage he’s always been an air head. “Pink” was raised by his older sisters and his Uncle Elmer who always encouraged Delbert to use his god giving genius. “They’ve called me ‘Pink’ for as long as I can remember,” said Delbert to Junk Brothers News. “I reckoned they just called me ‘Pink’ cause I had to wear my sisters’ hand-me-downs, when I was young, well, until I was sixteen,” he added. “Yep, I’m gonna be one of them there airplane pilots some of these days, course it’s just crop dusting my uncle Elmer’s tater farm in his old bi-plane, but heck, it’s a start,” stated Floyd. “Next thing you know I’ll be flying tourist to see Miller’s Pond,” he declared. Delbert emphasized he’s not doing it for the money, “Shucks, I’ve already had 4 pair of shoes and I’m only 32, and besides I stand to git my uncle’s tater farm when he up and dies.” Delbert knows that learning to fly will one day help fulfill his dream of becoming a “Double Naught Spy”.