Half-Baked

Half-Baked Potatoes Uncovered in Pot Roast at area Restaurant

APOPKA, FLORIDA - In an undercover restaurant sweep Federal DEA agents uncovered the entrée to find Half-baked Potatoes in the Pot Roast. Speaking under anonymous terms, undercover DEA agent Lance Mustard made these steaming remarks. We noticed complaints about this establishment, and my experience told me something was wrong. I had this place under surveillance since the noon rush. Every thing was fine until the dinner cooks arrived. At first the entrées appeared ok but then about ¾ of the way through dinner things started looking suspicious. I could see from my advantage point under the salad bar that the bus trays were full of half eaten potatoes. That‘s when I made my move and uncovered the half-baked potatoes in the entrée. When I questioned the cooks about this they admitted, “It was all the Pot they had roasted. Actually we have been getting stewed for years.” In a related story, DEA Agents confess half-baked potatoes not half bad after pot roast.