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Pot of gold found In backyard

 Dawson Peak, Va."There it was big as shit!
 A rainbow behind the house. Not any house, but my  house. I had just purchased some lotto tickets at the store. Man was I glad I picked Betty shooters Craps lotto pick." , Rich Bossmund explained about how he became so rich " That's how I got my start ,but I made the real money in my Unique Investments", Mr. Bossmund said. "First I started the Tombstone-Eternal Blaze Pizza & Crematory, and then the Split Atom Recycling Operation was a really big bang for the buck. It sure beat Circus performing." Mr. Bossmund stated. Currently Mr. Bossmund is taking on a publishing endeavor and cartoon production company. "When My latest plans take off,  I'll have more time for my Ice Cream Route and Med School. I always wanted to be a brain surgeon." stated Mr. Rich Bossmund, C.E.O. and founder of Tombstone Eternal Blaze Pizza & Crematory and Chairman of the Split Atom Recyclers Coalition. "Like I always say," added Rich, "The rich get richer and the poor have babies.


 



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