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Pot of
gold found In backyard

Dawson Peak, Va. "There it was big as shit!
A rainbow behind the house.
Not any house, but my house. I had just purchased some lotto tickets at
the store. Man was I glad I picked Betty shooters Craps
lotto pick." , Rich Bossmund explained about how he became so rich " That's how
I got my start ,but I made the real money in my Unique Investments", Mr.
Bossmund said. "First I started the Tombstone-Eternal Blaze
Pizza & Crematory, and then the Split Atom Recycling
Operation was a really big bang for the buck. It sure beat Circus
performing." Mr. Bossmund stated. Currently Mr. Bossmund is taking on a publishing endeavor and
cartoon production company. "When My latest plans take off, I'll have more
time for my Ice Cream Route and Med School. I always wanted to be a brain
surgeon." stated Mr. Rich Bossmund, C.E.O. and founder of Tombstone Eternal
Blaze Pizza & Crematory and Chairman of the Split Atom Recyclers Coalition.
"Like I always say," added Rich, "The rich get richer and the poor have babies.

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