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Investor's Maddog 20/20 Proposal

SKIDROW, ALABAMA - Dow Trends, former Wall Street investor & now homeless, unveiled his new endeavor to some of his peers today at a local bus stop bench. He explained how he plans to open a new store that one day will be a huge success. He'll raise the capital by can collecting, panhandling & local investors. His new store, J.C.3 Penny Store, will sell everything for 3 cents. A wide selection of individually wrapped Bazooka, Wrigley’s, Juicy Fruit, and Beechnut gums will stock the store selves. The inventory will also include 3 cent stamps. Dow hopes to expand his operation to cover the entire southeast within a couple of months. "At 3cents a sell ", Dow says," It only takes 33 1/3 sales to make a buck!" Jerry Klewis, an associate of Dow's, liked the idea but said he personally would not invest in Dow's endeavor. “ If it goes belly up,“ Jerry says, “ I could Lose everything I own, my custom buggy, my Knapsack, and even my TOP tobacco.”