JBN Dollar Store

Dollar Store Makes Innovated Change

ORLANDO, FLORIDA - Due to hard economic times a lot of companies are making landmark changes, The Dollar Store is no exception. Buc Allis, CEO of The Dollar Store (TDS) stated that after the last 15 years there hasn’t been any price changes in our nation wide stores and it’s time we do something different. Starting next week we are starting a revolutionary promotion and everything in the store will now be $.99 cents! Buc said “Hell, we might even change our name!”. Buc also added “I just hope we have enough ink in our sticker machine to change all these prices." “Mr. Allis also told JBN that he would have to retrain his entire staff, including the price check clerks. This new concept will help out in the confusion of when a customer ask the price of an item and the clerk replies “Buck”, I won’t think they are calling for me anymore. Mr. Allis said he is confident that current business software will be compatible with the new price schedule.

News Flash: In a related story, action reporter Penny Lowe, found an amazing discovery. Since the report on The Dollar Store slashing prices Dollar General has stated ‘We will not be under sold”. A Dollar General employee stated that they are reducing prices from 30% to 80% on selected items. The worst part of selling something for $.20 is that now we only have a 50% profit margin, but our customers come first and we still have the high quality merchandise.