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Visionary Performer Ripped-Off Blind

PINELLAS PARK, FLORIDA - During Buddy’s visionary performance of “I can see clearly now” the blind entertainer witnessed a woman ripping him off blind. Although he lost sight of her when she quickly blended into the crowd, Blind Buddy was able to give police a detailed description and feel out a report (in brail). “I can’t see at all but I‘m rather talented at visualizing and", said Buddy “I made the police composite sketch myself.” The thief got away with what buddy described as a jar full of money containing approximately 13 dollars and some odd cents. Although Buddy is able to tell the difference between bill dominations he admits he’s not very good at counting change since sometimes a nickel sounds just like one of those 'new quarters'.  Here is the composite sketch of the suspect in the case of blind justice.



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