Tips for Watching Paint Dry.

This bit is about as funny as watching wet paint dry.

We've compiled some tips for making a job like watching wet paint dry more fun.

When you're finished painting your project just follow these steps for successful paint drying.
 

• Remember to Drink Plenty of Liquids before painting!

• Remove wet paint from can &
  place on a dry surface.

• Shut all doors and windows.

• Breath Deeply.

• Drink some more liquids.

• When not smoking
  use smokeless tobacco.

• Never spit while not smoking.

• Display Wet Paint Sign.

• Log on to Junk Bros News.

• Let the paint dry by itself.
  
  
  
  
   

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