Tycoon wins Monopoly

Tycoon Wins at Monopole.

Maybe just an Optical Aleutian from Karl's cubicle.

Well known business magnate, Rich Bossmund, has stunned the world once again with the discovery of what may become Physic’s first known monopole magnet.

“Necessity was the mother of invention,” claimed the modest protractor, “the common magnet is just too bi-polar, which can lead to all sorts of repulsive behavior. With a monopole magnet, you don’t have that; just the opposite, with everything only being sucked in the front-end feeder.”

The scientific community is already claiming to have debunked Bossmund’s hypotenuses, but he is undeterred, stating, “that those quacks have failed to re-produce my experiment for many various reasons.”

Bossmund then proceeded to outline several differences in his scientific method.

“Undoubtedly, these physicists have failed to use the same direct solar conducting solution of dehydrated water, spray de-ionizer (used to create a conducting path for the discharge of rushing electrons), relative bearing grease and K9P cutting fluid (patent-pending). Once these environmental components are properly proportioned, liquid solder can be applied to a nuclear fission isotope molecule reactive, three-phase cyclotronic uranium photosynthesized AC battery and an ordinary common piston return spring, to yield the monopole magnet.”

Another possible pitfall that Bossmund conceded may be hindering his competitor’s scientific progress, is the scarcity of a reliable Man-drill (a close relative of the left-handed metric adjustable monkey wrench, which is shown in the picture). That and the fact that he owns Free Parking (now a bargain at $2).

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Karl writes from his cubicle where he can't seem to get his nuts off even with a monopoly wrench.