Steve Vows Not To Be Late With Reports
report from Steve On The Road

Hi Chas, as you can see I'm here in Iraqistan as they test the voting machines for the upcoming election in January.

I know I promised not to be late with my reports, so that's why I'm here now covering this primary. I'm not sure which political party this primary is for.

Allawahi would tell me was that Hamid Karzia was a favorite to win as the new president of Iraqistan. So I think, it must the republican party's primary. We won't know for sure, until January, when they swear at him and throw rocks and stones. That's just the way they do it here in Iraqistan.

Those fellows in the back of the picture want to sell us a 380-ton HMX.
I don't know if we could use a SUV that big. Gas would be cheap here in Iraqistan, though. This is where they invented gas. It was good for
them that we invented the SUV engine, I reckon. A 380-ton HMX sounds
like it would do a bang-up job! Anyway, I'm right on top of it, because it sounds like a steal. I should know. I was in the Navy for 22 years!

These guys don't want dollars, they just want dinnar! You better tell
Mr. Bossmund to wire the mullah for Da Waffle Housah, before they lose
they're appetite! I'd hate to see us blow this one, after we lost the
hippie-car "bomb." They said that they wanted to put the security
system in my hands.

Chow. Steve (On The Road)

Steve writes for JBN, when he's not working as a struggling street artist who specializes in cubism.