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Dude prefers Standard Time over
Daylight Savings .
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Dude, The extra hour of Daylight during DST
always burns up my grass. For which there is no medicinal
cure.
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Dude, My 5 o’clock shadow is GONE during
Standard Time… Since it’s dark at 5:00pm. Because of "moon
shadow" I still need to shave occasionally.
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Dude, All the Daylight Saved during DST ends
up being lost when we set back the clocks to Standard Time.
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I’m a Standard type of guy. Dude, I don’t
like to save.
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Dude, I believe it should be Standard Time
all year. Let’s just start work at 9:00 am this spring.
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My inability to converting Daylight Savings
Time into Standard Time tarnishes my smart Dude reputation.
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Dude, I have enough spare time without
saving any.
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It probably doesn’t matter to you, Dude, if
it is Daylight Savings Time right now or not. You’re
just wasting time anyways Dude.

Dude has been a token writer for JBN since the
early 60's.
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