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Dude prefers Standard Time over Daylight Savings.

  1. Dude, The extra hour of Daylight during DST always burns up my grass. For which there is no medicinal cure.


  2. Dude, My 5 o’clock shadow is GONE during Standard Time… Since it’s dark at 5:00pm. Because of "moon shadow" I still need to shave occasionally.


  3. Dude, All the Daylight Saved during DST ends up being lost when we set back the clocks to Standard Time.


  4. I’m a Standard type of guy. Dude, I don’t like to save.


  5. Dude, I believe it should be Standard Time all year. Let’s just start work at 9:00 am this spring.


  6. My inability to converting Daylight Savings Time into Standard Time tarnishes my smart Dude reputation.


  7. Dude, I have enough spare time without saving any.


  8. It probably doesn’t matter to you, Dude, if it is Daylight Savings Time right now or not.  You’re just wasting time anyways Dude.


 

Dude has been a token writer for JBN since the early 60's.

 

 

 

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