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Bossmund's Roadside and Convenience
 to Stock Ice House

Gives new meaning to "Slippery When Wet" sign.

Today Rich Bossmund announced  his roadside stand would include Ice-house. "It is the only way that we are going to keep up with the Stop -N- Go," Bossmund said. "Besides it is just a natural evolution of the produce business. How many times have you been tired out on the road and needed somewhere to set your ice? It gets worse in the Summer time; all of a sudden people that are running around in the produce will just naturally feel moved to set their ice down before they can check out and leave," Rich said.

The ice house located at Bossmund's stand should be able to accommodate any ice, but only one person's ice per visit. "We had really been thinking about getting in an ice house for quite some time, and now the wait is over. Besides, the state does not take kindly to people wetting the road, and since we are located just beside the road, our customers need a cool place for their ice to go." said Mr. Bossmund.

Mr. Bossmund wants his customers to know that his ice house is clean, and that there should not be any ice cream or cookies to be found in his ice house. "That stuff gets so messy, but in case it happens, we can clean it up with a can of whoop," Rich said.

An unidentified customer attested to the fact that when he had lost both his cookies and his cream in the ice house, that the staff had opened up a can of whoop ice and he had almost thought that he would get his ice crushed.

Found underneath an old pizza box on the newsroom floor.

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