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From In Karl's Cubicle
The new ®Bossco Pet English Translation Aids (P.E.T.A. as seen on
Chanel No.5), allows pets belonging to different ethnic and
geological heritages, to better understand the English language.
As the great author and philosopher, Thomas Milton (Canine Paradise
Lost), once said: "No better reported than impure ethnic and lay
dogs;" so you see!
Culturally-challenged dogs from non-English speaking countries, such
as German-Shepard, schnauzers, French-poodles, Chihuahuas, etc.,
have become the muzzled "illiterati" of America, due to having
illegitimate grammars of our native tongues.
Everyone has seen that look of confusion in their pet's eyes. Did you ever think that it might be a language barrier? Unknowingly, we
may have impeded on our pet while we were scolding them about what
goes on their papers.
How many times have you heard people say, "if they're going to live
in this country, they aught to at least learn the language?"
We should stop asking our pets to go only on their papers,
especially if they didn't come with papers. Demanding papers from a
dog that doesn't understand English is too cruelly reminiscent of
the Nazis.
But
finally, now there is hope for some of these confused and
misunderstood canines!
 ®Bossco Pet English Translation Aids provide your pet with
the tools they'll need to understand English.
According to a company representative:
"We've formulated the P.E.T.A. to dogs, initially, because it has
been demonstrated over and over that you can train dogs to speak;
however, cats seem to suffer from ADS (attention deficit disorder).
Our scientist is still experimenting on cats in conjunction with the
Tech. U. Research Department School (T.U.R.D.S.)."
P.E.T.A. available from ®Bossco is the only kit of its kind on the
market.
Get one today and put an end to the senseless babbling and barking
of dogs in your neighborhood.
Order one kit per breed. Two or more kits qualifies you for the free
bottle of "Odie Doop, K-9 cologne/perfume,
It's Scratch & Snifferific!®"
*this offer is prohibited in states not ending in "K."
Results may vary by breed. If your pet dog is a slow learner, give
him his master's degree in order to build self-confidence.
"Who knew that you could have the next "roads scholar" sitting in
your lap?!"
P.E.T.A. is a registered name of Bossco; not responsible for "runts
of the litter."
The dogs shown below, have no idea, that nobody understands a single
word that they are saying! Don't let this happen to your pet.
P.E.T.A. refresher refills are also available,
for dogs who just want a brush-up.
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