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Funny Junk You Didn't Know
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Bill Gates Receives Top Spam Award |
 Maybe
it’s just Bill Gate’s fate to be the most spammed man alive. Can you
think any better target to receive 4 million emails a day other than
the founder of Microsoft Windows?
There must be some kind of Computer-God Karma at work here. But even
the computer-gods can have a hard time striking down the wealthiest
man alive. Gates assembled a team devoted entirely to screening his
email, ensuring he gets only the best penis enlargers and only real
Viagra. Bill Never buys knock-offs.
However, Gates has been working to eliminate spam forever, thus also
eliminating the need to pay a team spam screeners. By simply
purchasing the products he is being spammed, Gates could save
millions. And spammers wouldn’t need to send everyone else spam all
the time.
As a back-up plan, Gates has temporality partnered with AOL & Apple
to develop new Sender ID technology, which ultimately Gates will
hold the sole patent.
 Think
about it, one day Spam might just be that funky meat product again,
period.
And maybe someday everyone will smash their windows. |
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……..The Editor |
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