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JBN Exclusive Product Review
Capitalizing on the Low Carb Craze, Rich Bossmund
has introduced his latest invention, the Carb Converter Beer
Brewery. Remarkably, this device can turn excessive carbs into
beer!
World wide Atkins
dieters are creating an abundance of useless carbs. As food
manufactures increasingly remove more carbs from their food products, they
must also struggle to dispose of these excess carbs.
Utilizing the same technology designed to
reconstruct split atoms,
coupled with high tech micro-miniaturization, Rich Bossmund's new
carb-to-beer converting device will produce a hearty stout, dark
beer. Unlike those watered-down Schitz beers on the market today,
this beer is unique and may require both a knife and a fork to drink
and fully appreciate this atomic brewed beer.
WARNING: If you drink Bossco Beer you will be increasing your
carb intake significantly. More dieting by eating low tasting, low
carb food will indeed be necessary. Typical increase is
approximately 819 Hwy or 634 Canadian. Your actual
increase may be higher or lower depending on your actual drinking
habits.
The Food and Drug Administration has not approved this product
for human consumption.
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