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CANAVERAL, Fla. - The hippest swiveling space observatory to
date was launched by NASA Saturday to scan the universe for Black
Holes.
NASA launched the observatory named “Swift- P” and will
monitor its progress via cell phones.
Lasting just a few seconds each, black hole bursts are the most
powerful events in the universe, exceeded only by the Big Bang
itself.
Swift-P packs some hip techno snits under its hood. Capable of
emitting XM Satellite Radio signals designed for picking up Black
Holes.
Relative to the current space and time continuum of this
publication, black hole "pick up lines" have been omitted. They may
be inappropriate for some white individuals.
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