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New!! Data Backup System
from DATA ASSOCIATES.

Now with F.A.T. Reverse Technology!
The BACKUP DAT.ASS System has Three built-in user modes. Each mode has its own unique function:

  1. "User-Friendly Mode," will gently guide you through the backup process and is guaranteed to work with any back-end processor or Universal Serial Bus.

  2. "Express Mode," will back DAT.ASS up for you, but requires a firewall or COM black-box.

  3. "K-Mode," Advance System Reallocation and Discharging.

BACKUP DAT.ASS Special Features:

Low Pitched Warning beeps let you know when the back up process has begun.

With just a few clicks BACKUP DAT.ASS can accommodate RAIDS for stripping any mirrored assets, including Rotation on a fixed schedule.

Built-in Disaster Recovery makes DAT.ASS bootable.

DAT.ASS can be suspended indefinitely, so it never runs.

Simply execute DAT.ASS and logs can be viewed.

DAT.ASS can be evenly distributed to others.

Dumping DAT.ASS simply requires tweaking a Wiz.

M.O.N.B.A.K. units not required, but are recommended to guide you during Backup Dat.ASS processes.

*Availability does not insure Ownership.
Proper Certification Required by law for DAT.ASS Tandem Applications.
(State Of Florida §§-0TR-b1-0k-job.0go2b3-ido)


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