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Funny Junk You Didn't Know
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Tech U. Research &
Development School
Aimed at Fighting Altruism
By Steve On The Road
Do you or someone you know suffer from
the awful debilitating disease of Altruism?
9 out of 10 Altruistic go without being properly treated.
Can you really risk your livelihood to a fill hand thrower?
Hope is on the way.
Tech. University's Research & Development School
has begun a program of on-roadside assistance for
people who are likely to give away the very
pot in which you may pee.
Street counselors from T.U.R.D.S. On-Roadside Ass.
are standing by, with an outstretched hand in order
to alleviate the suffering of any Altruistically seizure.
They are aiming to unburden the Altruistic, a goal
of no small considerations, and they are accepting
donations of any denominations.
T.U.R.D.S. Will Canvas Your Neighborhood Soon!
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Emeritus
- Doctor of Drama
Ernest Fardward is seen here honoring Johnny Dep
in the stage adoption of Finding Neverland, where Fardward played
the role of Peter Pan, during Lottotoloosa
fund-festival on the campus. |
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It's me! Ha!
My 22 years in the Navy,
gives me
unique qualifications
to lend a helping hand
on the street!
"You can thank me later!"
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Junk Bros. News,
web-maestro, Laser,
has equipped T.U.R.D.S. with a website.
It's not a home-page,
but it will do.
"Buddy can you spare a dime?" |
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Sushi chef, Che Teng Me-Ha, is famous for whipping anything into a
pot during rush week.
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Halloween was a huge success
and many
trick-or-theaters,
keep the spirit 365 days a year. |
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Joe Schmoley, the director of
Housing and Grounds maintenance
is seen here delivering the linens
for the evening.
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 Entertainment
for student
street counselors and Altruistic
is often provide by "Puff-Daddy,"
a wrapper who makes frequent
stops for TURDS while on tour. |
T.U.R.D.S. President,
Mitty Turnip seed, is
here preparing her
ceremonial gown
prior to commencement.
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Dr. Lee Wardoff, is the
chair of the Research &
Development School. |
Sophomoric class,
of the Dean's roll.
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Selling kisses
is another
form of unselfish fund raising. |
Coach Nutt of the "Razor-Blades,"
is looking for a brand new
sponsor for the baseboard team. |
This pretender who wants to be
on the school board claims to be a hero
from the Navy. I never seen him there,
and I swerved in the Navy for 22 years!
He probably was discharged
after four months for
purple-heart disease. |
Dexter forgot if he showed
the student body his huffy,
or his huffy the student body. |
T.U.R.D.S. Admissions staff
welcomes ALL new fresh men. |
Don't believe this student activist.
Free Parking is,
and almost always been
Two Dollars. |
By Steve (On The Road)
who returned to work for
Rich Bossmund after he was offered a Phat Ho's Korean Pizza with
Sushi Topping.
His old car is still packed
and ready to go anywhere
On the Road. |
