Funny Junk You Didn't Know
Marilyn Mansion Cruises Disney,
Cat and Mouse Go Awry.
Self-styled grunge poet, Marilyn Mansion recently took a cruise to release stress and pent-up aggression. But much to Disney's dismay, far worse occurred. This cruise was hosting an employee seminar for Microsoft programmers, entitled "Who Moved My Cheese?" The popular training course illustrates how employees get set in their habits, and are afraid to change with the times. This pets-allowed cruise had devoted an entire deck for building a maze, through which participants must wander in order to find their cheese.
When Marilyn Mansion heard about the game, Marilyn Mansion was enthralled! Marilyn Mansion lept into the maze with the unsuspecting Microsoft specialists, Marilyn Mansion shouted "Who cut the cheese?" over and over again.
About midway, Marilyn Mansion runs into "Missy" Balmer who had her cat, Princess, accompanying her.
Marilyn Mansion shocked the woman wildly when he grabbed her poor indefensible feline and started shouting, "I've got your pussy!" over and over again.
Ms. Balmer is now suing for punitive damages on behalf of her cat, Princess, who now must live in a half-way liter box.
Meanwhile, Marilyn Mansion has resumed his tour of opening acts for Bono.
KKarl writes from his cubicle when he's not asking, "Who cut the cheese?"
