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 Yoga Instructor Blamed for Student’s Amnesia

Yoga Instructor, Owemi Kriya Wan, may be liable in student’s memory disorder, This anonymous female yoga student actually doesn’t want to remain anonymous, but after freeing her mind is unable to find her Real Self.  “Ms. Doe” says it all began when she couldn’t find where she parked her car, couldn’t even remember what kind of car she had or even if she may have taken a cab.  Her mind is so FREE that now she can’t even remember a thing. Also she can’t  remember anything.

"The farce is to a large extent: The Universal Chi as opposed to the Personal Chi Ki Para Normal Super Unconsciousness of Fifty-Nine Dollars per Hour,  CASH ONLY," said Yogi instructor Owemi Kriya Wan.

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