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New from BOSSCO – Virgin Mary Toaster®!


New from BOSSCO – Virgin Mary Toaster®! Now only $59.95 Just in time for Christmas and really make the holidays special.

Want to make a Toasted Cheese sandwich that will really Kick-Ass? Use the Virgin Mary Toaster®. Diane Duyser from Florida says she has been using the Virgin Mary Toaster® for over 10 years and has been very satisfied with the results. Rich Bossmund, president and E.I.E.I.O. of BOSSCO, says this is the best product we have come up with since the Holy Butter & Bible Biscuits phenomenon of the 80’s.

“Who could forget the flavor of Holy Butter on microwave Pop-Corn?” Bossmund told a crowd of E-bay investors.

Make sure you get the REAL Virgin Mary Toaster® from BOSSCO instead of cheap imitations found on the internet.

One seller is even offering a "Virgin Mary" sandwich toaster - though the item description includes the caveat that the item "may or may not reproduce the Virgin Mary image".

Order today and receive two free liters of "Blessed at Bingo Holy Water!"

 

 

 

 

 

 



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